See Chuck, Here's The Thing...

So I'm chilling with Brosef Pak in his room. It's around 10pm on a quiet Thursday night. We're both very hungry. Brosef Pak gets up and he's like "yo Chug, you hungry?" ( he affectionately knows me as 'chug'). And I respond with "obviously" (another one of his patented catch phrases).

So he gets up and walks out of he room. Curious, I get up and follow him. He wanders by Rueger's room and indicates that he wants entry into that room. Puzzled, I follow him. He pushes open the door, revealing Rueger's roommate, oblivious to the world around him but Rueger was no where to be seen. Brosef proceeds to go further into the room.

At this point, I felt something was wrong and decided to point out the misguidedness of Brosef's actions. I said "but Brosef, Rueger isn't even here". Without even breaking his stride, he replies with "well see, here's the thing...".

I waited expectantly to be graced with a life teaching from Brosef but alas, none came. Without another word, Brosef had reached the fridge whereupon lay a bag of jelly beans. He helped himself to a generous amount of them and left.

To this day, Rueger's roommate still is not aware of Brosef's frequent incursions into his room.