See here's the thing: It was Friday night, and a collection of some third floor Allison Hall residents were debating where to go to eat dinner before going to view "Get Him to the Greek." One of the guys unfortunately made the mistake of insisting upon one particular establishment, J K Whateverthefuckthatplaceiscalledshithole. As none of the others had been there previously, they all naively followed this false prophet advice and agreed.
On the way there, Brosef Pak bumped into someone blessed enough to be his acquaintance. Ever the gentleman, Brosef engaged the passerby in friendly conversing, while his friends continued on without him towards their destination. Upon crossing the street and passing by both BK and then Beck's Bookstore, the three young men realized that Brosef Pak had not yet rejoined them. They turned around to see that Brosef had not moved an inch, still talking to the random person they had walked by. As they stood waiting for Brosef Pak, they debated whether to wait for him or to continue without their comrade. However, it would be Brosef who got the last laugh here, for when the three guys turned back again, he had vanished. Puzzled, they stood befuddled, asking themselves if Brosef Pak had forsaken their company and abandoned them for the rando he had met. But suddenly Brosef emerged from the corner of BK, chuckling to himself and clapping his hands.
Unfortunately the merriment would end there, for upon entering the eating establishment the four boys soon realized that there were probably a dozen better choices than the restaurant they had picked. They should have noticed the tell-tale signs: strange asian card games being played in the corner, the fact that many of the chicken dishes were unavailable, etc. The food that they received was unsatisfactory to say the least, and much complaining and disappointment was emitted from Brosef Pak; the experience was best described as "Are you serious?!....That's gay!"
After finishing the sub par meal, the four journeyed to an ice cream establishment around the block. There was much debate as to whether or not Brosef Pak wanted to go to the movie at all. And so the party was split, with two going to the movie and the other two (including Brosef) returning to Allison. But just as the others approached the theater, a phone call was received by Chug. Who could it be? Why, Brosef Pak that's who! Turns out they decided to go to the movie after all.
